Blinkers are like people.

A lot of the things I find awesome in life revolve around similarities and differences. Metaphors and similes. Tautologies and metonyms. Puns that smudge the borders between grammarnazi-ism and hilarity. You see this a lot in my writing. And in my humor – as well. My favoritest joke (*which mostly proves that I am anContinue reading “Blinkers are like people.”

Resolutionizing – April

Four months gone of the year 2021. And what a year it’s been so far. The world is changing. Changing. Changing. We’re going from lockdown, to semi-lockdown to hopefully some sort of relative freedom in the near future. I mean – as it stands now (with our sluggish vaccination pace) I’ll see my arm pokedContinue reading “Resolutionizing – April”

Barbie-Perfection in Gross-land

Do any of you ever feel like they might be slightly more insane than the average person in some regards? Because boy, am I feeling like that right now. Again. I’m too lazy to check how many blogs I start in a similar fashion, but I’m betting it’s a lot. Todays topic? Sounds. Or moreContinue reading “Barbie-Perfection in Gross-land”

Reasons to Love

I read a blog today on ‘But, she was fierce’ who found herself in bed with a guy who asked her what she liked about him. Only to find that she couldn’t answer the question. Not easily, or effortlessly or relatively quickly, anyway. It was an eye-opener for me. (Yay, thanks to Bosssybabe, Larney andContinue reading “Reasons to Love”

Death by frostbite

Fasten your seatbelts, blogreaders, for an unnerving tale of personal suffering and almost horrendous consequences on an innocent life. Let me regale you a tale of how I almost lost zero limbs to actual frostbite, and instead just got really really cold because I’m a weirdo. With a love for clickbait titles. Obviously. So. AllContinue reading “Death by frostbite”

Open up….mind and mouth

For someone that doesn’t like cooking – I feel like I write about food and its preparation a lot on this blog. Strange right? I guess that suits me though – as normal is hardly a term I’d ever say applies to me. ‘Proud to be fout’ as the Dunglish would say. Earlier this monthContinue reading “Open up….mind and mouth”

Resolutionizing – February

Two months have already poofed in the blink of an eye, and it’s exhilarating to see the world slowly returning to alive. Both in the sense of the color green finding its way back onto the plants around us – but also in the sense of the COVID lockdown being screwed back and life normalizingContinue reading “Resolutionizing – February”

Cooking disaster

Do you KNOW how many seasons of Masterchef Australia (and New Zealand), Jamie Oliver, Ready Steady Cook and Chef’s Table I’ve watched in my life?Let me give you a hint: it’s a serious lot.I fucking love cooking shows. And seeing people create awesome food. And reading up on cooking techniques, and recipes and and and.Continue reading “Cooking disaster”

Thoughts on the Hunt

Men like the chase – they say.Remnants from earlier times, where they were the hunters and we mere women the gatherers. Where a good clubbing over the head, and being dragged into a cave was considered foreplay and where consent was a word not yet invented. An easier time, I wager, regardless of all ofContinue reading “Thoughts on the Hunt”