‘I SO desperately need to lose weight!’ Above phrase has been a part of my life ever since my metabolism decided I was ‘big-boned’ (aka, not petitely built and using this as an excuse for excess). And it doesn’t even matter if it’s exclaimed as a phrase to a boyfriend you want to be gorgeousContinue reading “Hypocrite”
Category Archives: Daily Ditties
Barbie-Perfection in Gross-land
Do any of you ever feel like they might be slightly more insane than the average person in some regards? Because boy, am I feeling like that right now. Again. I’m too lazy to check how many blogs I start in a similar fashion, but I’m betting it’s a lot. Todays topic? Sounds. Or moreContinue reading “Barbie-Perfection in Gross-land”
No offense
Today I am offended. I am.Not at something that affects me personally, or that has any actual impact on the way I live my life or feel about myself – but because I take offense in the amount of offense people are taking in life right now. Cancel culture, if you will. You see, myContinue reading “No offense”
‘No’ goes a long way.
Work. Is. Crazy. This week. Well. This month. Well. This year so far.Where normally I’d be working on one or two big bids simultaneously at most – I’m currently engaged in 5(!!) and it is taking a damn toll on my mental sanity, I feel like. Mostly because, when compared to ‘normal’…I’m doing the workContinue reading “‘No’ goes a long way.”
Fearless – NOT!
We’re taking the Easter weekend as an excuse to binge all of the Jurassic movies that have appeared on Netflix. (And increasing my Zelda chances from non-existent to not-instantly-dieing) ((And putting kittens in a blender)) (((NOT AN ACTUAL BLENDER! It’s a cardgame, don’t worry))) But me…binging Jurassic Park? That’s surely something I’d never expected myselfContinue reading “Fearless – NOT!”
Happy Easter – muahahaha!
If I were an Easter Bunny, I’d be sure to paint some of the eggs a gruesome red, dripping with blood. Just to scare the naughty kids. If I were an Easter Bunny, I’d hide some normal eggs between the chocolate, so that an innocent chomp turns into a mouthful of yolk. If I wereContinue reading “Happy Easter – muahahaha!”
Just a bit OCD.
There’s too many labels in this world. Fact. We have become so adept at diagnosing the fuck out of all of our quirks, tics and odd behaviors that it is possible to place anyone on some spectrum or other, no problem whatsoever. These days…it has become almost impossible to be completely healthy, or normal, anymore.Continue reading “Just a bit OCD.”
Resolutionizing – March
We’ve survived three months of 2021 already ya’ll. Isn’t that insane?I think it is!Usually – the wintermonths seem to crawl by for me, with the sun gone and temperatures down…I don’t really come alive until well into April and then suddenly it’s October again. Usually. This year though – the start of the year hasContinue reading “Resolutionizing – March”
Knowing that you don’t know!
When things get really busy at work – I start noticing that I’m doing (even) more work than I’m usually doing by the amount of worrying and procrastinating that finds its way into my day. I wouldn’t yet call it stress, but it’s definitely something resembling the makings of it, I suppose. I’ll suddenly findContinue reading “Knowing that you don’t know!”
Phone-phobia
As an ode to one of my biggest fear: phone calls, I’ve written a beautiful, open and honest poem.The words run deep. You’ll see.(not really, sarcasm is an art!).But it does give a pretty decent overview of how my day went today, with me having to cold-call 5 people in the company because I needContinue reading “Phone-phobia”
