Gaming has taught me a lot in life. Mostly that I have a strange fashion sense, a tendency to giggle at excesses of violence and a huge AWWWWW obsession with the cute, fluffy or bouncy critters that show up in most games. But gaming has always also highlighted some of my talents, next to theseContinue reading “Art of the Grind”
Author Archives: Zoewiezoe
Whole
I wither Like a flower without sun Or a tree without water When I live without your touch. I crumble Like a brittle sandcastle to the sea Or a ruin of old When I live without your strength. I falter Like a record that’s been scratched Or a train without rails When I live withoutContinue reading “Whole”
Hypocrite
‘I SO desperately need to lose weight!’ Above phrase has been a part of my life ever since my metabolism decided I was ‘big-boned’ (aka, not petitely built and using this as an excuse for excess). And it doesn’t even matter if it’s exclaimed as a phrase to a boyfriend you want to be gorgeousContinue reading “Hypocrite”
Barbie-Perfection in Gross-land
Do any of you ever feel like they might be slightly more insane than the average person in some regards? Because boy, am I feeling like that right now. Again. I’m too lazy to check how many blogs I start in a similar fashion, but I’m betting it’s a lot. Todays topic? Sounds. Or moreContinue reading “Barbie-Perfection in Gross-land”
No offense
Today I am offended. I am.Not at something that affects me personally, or that has any actual impact on the way I live my life or feel about myself – but because I take offense in the amount of offense people are taking in life right now. Cancel culture, if you will. You see, myContinue reading “No offense”
Luxury Problems
There’s a couple of things that I can’t ever live without anymore as a First Worlder, regardless of how insane that might sound to people who have it worse. When I say can’t I obviously mean ‘I really really really don’t want to‘ even though it definitely wouldn’t actually kill me, but you catch myContinue reading “Luxury Problems”
‘No’ goes a long way.
Work. Is. Crazy. This week. Well. This month. Well. This year so far.Where normally I’d be working on one or two big bids simultaneously at most – I’m currently engaged in 5(!!) and it is taking a damn toll on my mental sanity, I feel like. Mostly because, when compared to ‘normal’…I’m doing the workContinue reading “‘No’ goes a long way.”
Breaking news!
Do you know what the thing about life is? Like – the actual honest to god truth of it all? I’ll let you in on my little secret for a happy life: Sometimes you just gotta break something to live it to the best of your abilities. It doesn’t really matter whether it’s habits orContinue reading “Breaking news!”
Fearless – NOT!
We’re taking the Easter weekend as an excuse to binge all of the Jurassic movies that have appeared on Netflix. (And increasing my Zelda chances from non-existent to not-instantly-dieing) ((And putting kittens in a blender)) (((NOT AN ACTUAL BLENDER! It’s a cardgame, don’t worry))) But me…binging Jurassic Park? That’s surely something I’d never expected myselfContinue reading “Fearless – NOT!”
Happy Easter – muahahaha!
If I were an Easter Bunny, I’d be sure to paint some of the eggs a gruesome red, dripping with blood. Just to scare the naughty kids. If I were an Easter Bunny, I’d hide some normal eggs between the chocolate, so that an innocent chomp turns into a mouthful of yolk. If I wereContinue reading “Happy Easter – muahahaha!”
